
He’s gonna want to look at your butt hole or something. Somebody’s got to teach these kids: there’s no such thing as a free trip to Hawaii. I know more than half the people in this room have been molested in their lives, but it wasn’t no goddamn Michael Jackson, was it? I don’t think he did it, but you know what? Even if he did do it…you know what I mean? I mean, it’s Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson has been dead for 10 years, and this n- has two new cases. “This is the worst time ever to be a celebrity. It’s appropriate Dave performed this bit in what appears to be a custodian’s clean-up jumpsuit, because it’s all kinds of messy and shitty. His proof? Well, MJ didn’t do anything to Macaulay Culkin, and that’s the first kid Dave would have gone for. He also made it know that he thinks the sexual abuse allegations made by Wade Robson and James Safechuck in Leaving Neverland are lies. Because Dave wasn’t just coming out as pro-MJ. If what they say about sticks and stones is true, then Dave probably won’t be hurt by everyone who is about to call his opinions total trash. Dave makes it very clear how he felt about HBO’s Michael Jackson documentary Leaving Neverland, which is to say he’s absolutely on Team Michael. Dave has a new Netflix special, Sticks & Stones, and once again he’s making us feel sorry for his publicist.

Dave spent some time in The Bird Revelation defending his good friend Louis CK. Two years ago, Dave Chappelle released two Netflix stand-up specials, Equanimity and The Bird Revelation.
